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great idea bring strudel to bribe off the guards! prison rules, shivs only! and any manner of trickery including but not limited to barbed knuckles, pocket sand, and eye gouging and if your fighting Ztrain same rules apply as dropping the soap in the shower DON'T DO IT!
 

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not enough Russian pirates out here tonight, I'm convinced trents a Scallywag
It will be a real shame If someone doesn't record the next "Sky Pirate" match 
another epic closing scene I wish we could all watch again.

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Major, I'm guessing that DeadTom absolutely ANNIHILATED Rebel and Trent again, like he always does! Sorry I missed it, I have been in INTENSE AA gun training, so that the next time Santa Six rears his ugly nose into my air space he shall be blown into the " DAGOBAN SYSTEM" along with Yoda!
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I thought Wookiees were too big to man AAA guns
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Owned!
 

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but still lul, you said AAA apparently chewie got broke down while trying to learn how to use the AA gun
 

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Santa, I cannot believe that you have allowed rebel(aka- Lando!) to use a " Jedi mind trick" on you to not believing that I am the one and only Han Solo. I cannot be defeated. As Han always was one step ahead of Jabba the Hut, so shall I too remain safely secure inside my AA gun. You shall join Lando and Trent(aka- Greedo) on the dark side! if not ill just complain to Major in my usual fashion- " Major, Major,Santa is campin!- kick em"

On a side note- Major! Myself,Shemp and 4q were given such a treat on Thursday night to a special Rebel(Lando) mission. I must say I did not think it was possible to be attacked by 6 divisions of cows, sheeps and dogs! It was intense!
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Hey troops sorry I've been off duty for a few days, business always picks up in the spring and the days get longer but my free time gets shorter.
I hope you pirates are ready for a re-match tonight. go HERE and pick a mission for tonight.


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Hey Iron Reichers,

I'd Like to welcome our newest members to the group  Joe, Garner, DeeperCrazy ,and I'm forgetting someone ?? glad to have you onboard
I need more Russians to test the lastest mission.

SPY HUNTER



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welcome to the Ironreich!
 

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Damn Major you misspelled Gardner's name! oh and i got this fun little story about Rebel- So anyway after all you light headed pansy men headed to bed i got his steam off of him after looking at our nifty little group page on steam, after a little debate we decided on Arma 2, we settled on playing the Super Powers game mode as the yanks After some stupid rambo stuff and that, we found the Russians, Me, Rebel And Bubbles(Our NPC minion) and some various NPC vehicles and infantry on our side got SLAUGHTERED including me, Rebs was killed a short time later..So we had a tank Depot, and we spawned up three Tusk's and charged down into the town, and got ourselfs torn to bits, i came back in the third and died horribly, So we decided on a Rambo tactic..Drive a Humvee into the middle of  town all guns blazing, Well we got owned by a Dshka, So we got a Chopper..and Rebel decided he was gonna pilot us in to own the town with rockets, Well....we made it 100metres before rebel nose dived the bird into the trees....And that is usual i think..?
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firstly thats all wrong as Z well knows im an awesome pilot thats why ztrain likes to call me han secondly you left out the part where the brave hero aka Rebel410 finished off the russians with the A10
 

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@ DeeperCrazy. That is an excellent observation of how Rebel(aka chewie or lando) operates.Especially your last line of " And that is usual I think ." You hit it right on the head. Basically whenever you are speaking to him you have to take into consideration that he has had at least 9 "Old Milwaukee's," 7 "Pabst Blue Ribbon's" 4 "Shlitz Malt Liquor's" and a 1/2 pint of "Hennessy, " by the time he starts telling you how great of a pilot he is. Has he told you the one of how " he was the first to fly before the Wright Brothers? His flying skills are comparable to the " Hindenburg!" The only two you should listen to are myself and Trent, aka " The Dirty Duo!" We have never been killed or defeated in Major Mayhem mission!
I promise you if you stick with us you shall be filled with a sense of dignity to hold your head high on a Major Mayhem battlefield. If you continue with Chewie your basically gonna find yourself hiding in a bush for 12 hours waiting for "one shot, " or dangling from a tree on the edge of a wingtip or even face down in the gutter with "puke" all over your shirt!

p.s. STOY!
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Still laughing at the way i had to kill Major Mayhem. lol
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Are you Talking to me !........   Are ..... you ....Talking To Me !



Hey Gardner, you mean by the Halftrack when I was wounded and shot ssCharlemagne with my last bullet ?

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